1.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.
Time flies like an arrow . Fruit flies like a banana.

10.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

11.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

12.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

13.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

14.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

15.
Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Yield and overcome; Bend and be straight;
Empty and be full; Wear out and be new;
Have little and gain; Have much and be confused. …

The ancients say, “Yield and overcome.”
Is that an empty saying?
Be really whole, And all things will come to you.
Lao Tzu (c.604 – 531 B.C.)
Source: The Tao Te Ching, (22)

Image: Harry Kikstra, ExposedPlanet.com
Thank You Harry!

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PICK IT UP

Posted in: Quotes & Poetry by Pamela on January 11, 2009

The lessons of my life I’ve learned
After what I have seen, lived, heard and felt
In the end always came down to lifting my heart
Each time it fell to the ground as I knelt
To pick it up piece by piece along the way
Aye, it is the path we take …
Life is so beautiful no matter, each and every day.

~ pamela leigh richards

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TIME TO WALK AWAY

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How does one help stop the war?
Not by fighting, that is for sure.

How wars will end is the day everyone comes home.

~ pamela leigh richards

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THE AWAKENING

Posted in: Quotes & Poetry by Pamela on January 10, 2009

Peace is in our hands to bring
The hearts of men are easily corrupted it seems
Choose your focus wisely
The minds of many are poisoned by
Money, churches, the media and all their lies.

“One Ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness of their ignorance
Bind them.”

HALAS!

IT IS TIME FOR THE AWAKENING.

Quote: Movie “Lord of the Rings”

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Life is too short
To waste hating anyone

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