MAY THE WORLD TAKE A DEEP BREATH

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on June 09, 2009


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It’s always the kids that have to pay for it.

although I personally love the striped socks!



WHEN IT ITCHES, SCRATCH IT

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on March 05, 2009



PUNS FOR LAUGHS

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on January 18, 2009


1.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.
Time flies like an arrow . Fruit flies like a banana.

10.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

11.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’

12.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

13.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

14.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

15.
Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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PUPPETJI
ATTACHMENT vs NON-ATTACHMENT

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on January 10, 2009

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PETER KAY ~ DIPPIN’ BISCUITS

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on December 27, 2008

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KEN DODD WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH!

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on December 22, 2008




THE FRONT FELL OFF!

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on December 19, 2008


On August 19th 2007,
An oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two,
Dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil.

Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament,
Appeared on a TV news program to reassure the Australian public.

This actual interview is so funny, you’d swear it was a ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit.
Or a great Monty Python series!

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ODIE THE PUG SAYS “I LOVE YOU”

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on November 09, 2008




SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE ‘SHORT’ SKIT

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on November 03, 2008



ALL I DID WAS HIT THE DELETE BUTTON?

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on October 30, 2008

THANK YOU TO JOHN MCPHERSON



FUNNY KID AND BUSH IMPERSONATION

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on October 21, 2008



SOMEWHERE IN THE IRISH SEA

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on October 16, 2008







FUNNY BUNNIES

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on October 13, 2008



ANDY DICK - BUSH SPEECH WRITER

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on October 07, 2008



THE TWO TALKING CATS

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle, Touching Your Heart by Pamela on October 06, 2008


Love Is All.



THE HALF A SECOND LAXATIVE!

Posted in: The World Needs A Tickle by Pamela on September 29, 2008



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